be careful dont trip over my dick
June 2013
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
swiggity swag respect women as equals or i’ll kick u in the nutbag
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
Reblog if you are in the Denny's fandom
sometimes i’m like ehhh boys but most of the time i’m like eyyyyyyyy boys
business in the front
Party in the back
Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age
why do people even password protect their wifi Jesus said you should love they neighbour
my sexuality is ‘people tell me im cute but no one actually wants to smooch me wtf is wrong with you assholes’
a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!
but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth
